Monday, March 25, 2013

It's Almost Enough to Make Me Forget How Much I Dislike the East Midtown Plan

Annual Inner Circle Dinner Show

Daddy Warbucks: "“Whenever I encounter an obstacle of some kind, I spend an enormous sum of my personal fortune, and I usually get my way.”

Hizzoner: "I never thought of that."

(Mayor Bloomberg paid for performers from four Broadway shows)

March 25, 2013 in Architecture, Current Affairs, Jokes, New York, Urbanism | Permalink | Comments (0)

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Reserve Now for Your Wedding Ceremony

ALSO from Strong Towns: Conversation with an engineer

December 12, 2012 in Culture, Current Affairs, Jokes, Urbanism | Permalink | Comments (0)

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A CEO, a Tea Party Member, and a Union Official Walk Into a Bar

The CEO sees 100 bottles of beer on the wall, and takes 99 of them.

Then he turns to the Tea Party member and says, "The union guy is trying to steal your bottle of beer."

November 27, 2012 in Current Affairs, Jokes | Permalink | Comments (0)

Friday, October 14, 2011

@jmassengale tweets

Here are the most recent, there are 500+ more here.

RTing myself: Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1% bit.ly/vvrichredux #OWS

@MASNYC But when NYC has too many rich (like now) it consumes more culture than it creates RT People think culture something ... #summitnyc

I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one #OWS wethepeople Corporations have the rights We the People grant them

The 99% are We the People trying to be heard #ows #occupy #wethepeople

Mayor Mike visited Zuccotti Park, now Chase CEO Jamie Dimon should invite #OWS to Occupy Chase Plaza - and help with tents, hot food etc.

"I'm convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You've got to find what you love." Steve Jobs

So rage against elected government is patriotic, but rage against multi-national corporations anti-American #DailyShow #occupywallstreet

Bought 2 arch guides in Amsterdam. More than 30% of bldngs on both lists since 1940. Have they been to Amsterdam? #ArchitectsAreIdeologues

From Amsterdam on a perfect day: When the Dutch ride Vespas, the noise is a pleasant summer drone. Italians? A raucous cacophany!

“There’s class warfare, all right,” Warren Buffett said, “but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.”

Part 2: Politically, New York urbanists & New Urbanists have a great deal in common #urbandesignweek ps1.org/calendar/view/…

Strikes me @ ps1.org/calendar/view/… that many New York urbanists have an ideological rejection of New Urbanists based solely on style (Pt 1)

@ MoMA PS1 for Urban Design Week listening to Shaun Donovan, Barry Bergdoll & Lizz Plater-Zyberk ps1.org/calendar/view/… #urbandesignweek

Yo! The 20th century is over—we don't have to be "Modern" anymore

Duchamp's urinal was "created" 94 years ago. Must we still pay the consequences today? #bringbackthebeautiful

Beautiful architecture speaks to the senses Lot of contemporary architecture speaks to intellect Without common sense the intellect is dumb

I've lost what little patience I had for new architecture that supports alienation, anomie, depression, misanthropy, nihilism ... and ego.

BGlab for #urbandesignweek kickoff - great to see so many interested in NY urbanism & a great young crowd

Caveat Emptor Priceline Edition #priceline #priceline.com bit.ly/pricelinescks - and I used to really like them

New Urbanist-leanings of Guggenheim Lab paint democratic vision of a civic ideal. What is your civic vision?: bit.ly/pU99ii RT@NewUrbanism

We figured out Gov. Palin wasn't a career politician when she quit #sowhatelseisnew #blowhard

Paul Newman talks about urbanism - and gets it all right bitly.com/vvpnew

Andrew Sullivan asks if we need more roads (hint: "no) bit.ly/2manyrds

@NAHBhome: old days of selling sububan houses like hotcakes are over. In new world, we have too much sprawl and too little walkable urbanism

RT @Lock Best Yankees move in YEARS. Parm to open in Yankee Stadium Tomorrow eater.cc/oJVoRU //Lukes Lobster far behind?

Curbed shows Starchitects' houses but skips all the Starchitects who live in traditional buildings like Rem & Zaha http://bit.ly/starchi

"Interesting" is the most overused word in Modern architecture. "Beauty" most frequently the missing word. #architecture #modernism

more here

October 14, 2011 in Architecture, Baseball, Books, Classicism, Culture, Current Affairs, Education, Film, Food and Drink, History, Jokes, New Urbanism, New York, Personal, Quote of the Day, Religion & Metaphysics, Science, Sports, Television, Travel, Urbanism, Web/Tech | Permalink | Comments (0)

Friday, April 22, 2011

shtoopid

Earthday

April 22, 2011 in Culture, Current Affairs, Jokes | Permalink | Comments (0)

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Ty Cobb, Quote of the Day

Shortly before Ty Cobb died in the 1960s, a sportswriter asked the Hall of Famer what he thought he'd hit against the pitchers of the day. "About .320," said Cobb. "Is that all?" the sportswriter asked, "You're a .367 lifetime hitter."

"Yeah, well, you have to remember, I'm seventy-five years old," Cobb said.

V&V Quote of the Day

April 3, 2011 in Baseball, Jokes, Quote of the Day, Sports | Permalink | Comments (1)

Saturday, April 02, 2011

A moose and a lobster walk into a bar ...

WHAT A PLEASURE working in Maine to produce a SmartCode for Damariscotta.

Bert and I

A Moose and a Lobster Walk into a Bar

April 2, 2011 in Books, Culture, Jokes, New Urbanism, Travel | Permalink | Comments (0)